No se porqué pero me ha dado por recordad frases curiosas escritas en los comentarios del kernel de linux
¿Aburrido yo?
Tras buscar un poco me he encontrado con un hilo de una lista de correo con el que me he partido el culo un buen rato. Aquí os dejo unas perlas que he encontrado.

Uno de los más curiosos lo podeis encontrar en drivers/usb/printer.c

$egrep -ir “(on fire)” *
drivers/usb/printer.c:static char *usblp_messages[] = { “ok”, “out of paper”, “off-line”, “on fire” };

Una buena explicación al respecto podeis encontrarla en http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=linux-kernel&m=102893054014512&w=2

La cosa se desmadra… how about `egrep -ir ” hell ” *` ?

drivers/net/seeq8005.h:#define SEEQCMD_WINDOW_INT_EN (0×0008) /* What the hell is this for?? */

drivers/ieee1394/dv1394.c: wake = 1;/* why the hell not? */

drivers/i2c/i2c-core.c- * use a trick here: we call driver->attach_adapter to
drivers/i2c/i2c-core.c- * *detach* it! Of course, each dummy driver should know about
drivers/i2c/i2c-core.c: * this or hell will break loose…

Y como no man()

inux sysklogd(8) man page:
[...]
SECURITY THREATS
[...]
4. Disabling inet domain sockets will limit risk to the local machine.

5. Use step 4 and if the problem persists and is not secondary to a rogue program/daemon get a 3.5 ft
(approx. 1 meter) length of sucker rod* and have a chat with the user in question.

Sucker rod def. — 3/4, 7/8 or 1in. hardened steel rod, male threaded on each end. Primary use in the
oil industry in Western North Dakota and other locations to pump ’suck’ oil from oil wells. Secondary
uses are for the construction of cattle feed lots and for dealing with the occasional recalcitrant or
belligerent individual.

Y para terminar un comentario en la configuracío de giFT en giFT.conf

# Controls whether giFT ignores the incoming directory when sharing files. If
# this is 1 and the incoming directory is within one of the sharing roots all
# files in and below it will not be shared. This is what you want in all known
# universes. Should you find yourself running this software on a parallel
# world where it is necessary to share the incoming files please make sure it
# doesn’t affect us back here. Thank you.
#
# Default: 1
#
ignore_incoming = 1

La verdad es que SI me aburro mucho estudiando (o algo así)

Espero que os guste.